Why I will never forget Emily Scopas

Among many other things, Emily Scopas wrote this in her most recent blog post. She always has something to say that, while sometimes cruel, is incredibly funny in it's honesty.

Today in the supermarket I found a little stand with all of the common christian names in alphabetical order on cards, with the origin and meaning typed on the back of each one of them. I was very surprised that none of the “jenny’s”, “Candi’s” or any other overly common name in Coppell didn’t say “cheap whore with bad highlights” on the back of that card.

-Emily Scopas